Duff & Shaw Field Office
Recovered Expedition Report
Snack · Archived
Four legendary provisions. One box. Consider the expedition supplied.
The Bigfoot Snack & Candy Gift Pack brings together four Duff & Shaw favorites in one cryptid-approved collection: Sasquatch's Elusive Trail Mix, Yeti Dark Chocolate Almonds, Yowie Red Licorice, and Sasquatch's Buffalo Ranch Cashews.
FIELD NOTES
- Four 5 oz snacks
- Sweet, savory, chewy, crunchy, and just a little suspicious
- Original Duff & Shaw cryptid packaging
- A ready-made gift for Bigfoot believers, adventurers, snackers, and collectors of unusual provisions
- Bundle pricing compared with buying each item separately
Recovered Expedition Report
The Account
Three continents, two damaged compasses, one missing hat.
The provisions gathered here were recovered from encounters with large, hairy hominids whose preferred habitats range from the Pacific Northwest to the Himalayas and the Australian outback.
We cannot guarantee the box will improve your tracking skills.
We can confirm it improves morale.
Keep it indoors after sunset.
