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Recovered Expedition Report
Gift Box · Archived
Two treasures recovered where the charts end.
The Kraken’s Golden Hoard Gift Box pairs rich salted caramel coffee with golden candy-coated almonds for an especially giftable voyage. A strange and excellent holiday gift for coffee drinkers, cryptid fans, and fellow adventurers.
INSIDE THE BOX
- Salted Caramel Kraken’s Brew — one full-size bag of smooth, full-bodied salted caramel coffee.
- Nessie’s Golden Almond Eggs — one full-size 5 oz pouch of roasted almonds in a creamy golden candy shell.
FIELD NOTES
- One coffee bag and one snack bag in their original Duff & Shaw expedition packaging
- Refer to each package for ingredients and allergen information
Recovered Expedition Report
The Account
The sea was quiet when we opened the coffee. The loch was quieter still when we found the golden eggs. We packed both specimens before anyone thought to question our good fortune.
