Duff & Shaw Field Office
Recovered Expedition Report
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Two discoveries. One expedition. Consider the map officially incomplete.
The Ultimate Gummy Expedition pairs two Duff & Shaw discoveries in one bundle: The Sacred Gummy and Forbidden Sour Gummies. One is soft, fruity, and mysterious. The other is sugar-coated, tart, and almost certainly the reason the chamber was sealed.
FIELD NOTES
- Includes The Sacred Gummy and Forbidden Sour Gummies
- Sweet and sour gummy varieties in one bundle
- Both assortments feature 12 fruit flavors
- Original Duff & Shaw expedition packaging
- A strange and excellent gift for gummy lovers, adventurers, and collectors of unusual provisions
Recovered Expedition Report
The Account
One discovery came from the jungle.
The other came from beneath the desert.
They should not have been found together.
Yet when both specimen bags were placed in the same crate, the compass began turning.
We closed the lid.
It stopped.
Some questions are better answered with candy.
