Duff & Shaw Field Office
Recovered Expedition Report
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Three legendary discoveries assembled for people who prefer their expeditions heavily provisioned.
Ultimate Gummy Explorer Pack combines The Sacred Gummy, Forbidden Sour Gummies, and the GIANT Gummy Anaconda in one gloriously unreasonable bundle.
Sweet gummies. Sour gummies. More than two feet of gummy serpent. The essentials.
FIELD NOTES
- Includes The Sacred Gummy, Forbidden Sour Gummies, and GIANT Gummy Anaconda
- Sweet, sour, fruity, chewy, and dramatically oversized
- Original Duff & Shaw expedition packaging
- Built for gifting, parties, road trips, and ambitious snack tables
- A strange and excellent gift for candy lovers, adventurers, and collectors of unusual provisions
Recovered Expedition Report
The Account
The map changed when the crate was opened.
Inside were three specimens: sacred gummies, forbidden sour gummies, and one enormous gummy serpent.
Shaw called it a breakthrough.
Duff called it lunch.
The compass has not pointed north since.
