Alien Pod Pistachios
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Recovered beneath an eerie green glow. They weren’t seeds. They were pods.

Alien Pod Pistachios are classic salted pistachios with a distinctly extraterrestrial origin story. Crack one open and you’ll find a roasted pistachio with rich, savory flavor and a clean salty finish.

Familiar. Satisfying. Slightly suspicious.

FIELD NOTES

  • Salted roasted pistachios
  • Crunchy, savory and dangerously easy to keep eating
  • Resealable pouch for expeditions, road trips and desk drawers
  • Original alien expedition artwork
  • Excellent gift for UFO believers, sci-fi fans and pistachio devotees

RECOVERED EXPEDITION REPORT

Our discovery began beneath a green-lit sky.

The ground pulsed softly. The air smelled faintly of salt and ozone. Before us stood rows of smooth pods, half-buried in the earth like cocoons.

We did what explorers have always done when faced with the unknown.

We cracked one open.

Inside was a perfectly roasted pistachio: salty, rich and unsettlingly flawless.

We had found some of the finest pistachios we'd ever tasted.

Just not from our world.

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Duff & Shaw Tales of Adventure

Discovery the tale behind these legendary snacks.

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The Grave Tragedy of Bland Snacks


Ordinary snacks: dry, dull, and haven't been worshiped by ancient tribes. Can you imagine showing up to the annual adventure club soirée with such fare? 


Well Duff & Shaw for one, cannot. We’ve made it our life’s mission (second only to growing magnificent facial hair) to deliver snacks worthy of legend.

Faqs

What types of snacks do you offer?

We offer a variety of legendary snacks, including candies and nuts. Our selection features unique items such as Forbidden Sour Gummies, Sasquatch's Buffalo Ranch Cashews, and Yeti Almonds - Dark Chocolate. 

How can I track my order?

Once your order is shipped, you'll receive a confirmation email with a tracking number. You can use this number on our Order Tracking page to monitor your shipment.

How Long Are Snacks Good For?

Snacks good up to 18 months in sealed packages.  But they won't last long....they're too good. 

How can I contact you for more information?

You can reach us through our Contact page on the website. We are also present on social media platforms like Facebook and Instagram.

Where can I read more about the stories behind your snacks?

We share the adventures and legends behind our snacks in our Journal. Visit the Journal section on our website to delve into these fascinating tales.