Duff & Shaw Field Office
Recovered Expedition Report
Snack · Archived
We offered Bigfoot our finest hat. He offered us a bag.
Sasquatch’s Elusive Trail Mix is a sweet-and-spicy mix of cashews, dried cranberries, pepper-seasoned nuts, honey-roasted peanuts, and sesame sticks built for trails, stakeouts, and long drives into places with unreliable cell service.
FIELD NOTES
- Cashews, dried cranberries, pepper-seasoned nuts, honey-roasted peanuts, and sesame sticks
- Sweet, savory, crunchy, and lightly spicy
- 8 oz resealable pouch
- Original Bigfoot expedition artwork
- A strange and excellent gift for hikers, cryptid believers, snackers, and collectors of unusual provisions
Recovered Expedition Report
The Account
We met him beneath the pines.
Duff offered his hat.
Bigfoot examined it carefully, placed it on his head, and vanished into the trees.
In its place sat a bag of trail mix.
Cashews. Cranberries. Heat. Crunch.
We never got the hat back.
Fair trade.
