Recovered from a sealed chamber beneath the desert. Sour enough to explain the warning.

Forbidden Sour Gummies are jewel-bright sour gummy bears with a bold fruit punch and a sharp sugar-coated finish. Sweet first, sour immediately after, and suspiciously difficult to stop eating.

According to the recovered expedition notes, Duff & Shaw found them in a forgotten tomb among relics that had survived several thousand years and at least one very clear warning not to touch anything.

FIELD NOTES

• Sour gummy bears with a sweet-tart sugar coating
• 12 flavors: Cherry, Pink Grapefruit, Watermelon, Strawberry, Orange, Blue Raspberry, Lime, Grape, Green Apple, Mango, Pineapple, and Lemon
• Made for road trips, movie nights, desk drawers, and poorly supervised expeditions
• Original Duff & Shaw ancient-expedition artwork
• A strange and excellent gift for gummy lovers, adventurers, and collectors of unusual provisions

RECOVERED EXPEDITION REPORT

The map ended beneath the desert.

We followed it anyway.

Beyond a stone door and several inscriptions our translator strongly advised us not to ignore, we found a chamber filled with gold, dust, and a small cache of brightly colored gummies sealed away like royal treasure.

We sampled one for scientific purposes.

Then another for confirmation.

By the time we remembered the curse, half the evidence was gone.

The true danger, it turned out, was not supernatural.

It was sharing.