Duff & Shaw Field Office
Recovered Expedition Report
Snack · Archived
The smell reached him before we did.
Sasquatch’s Buffalo Ranch Cashews are roasted cashews coated in bold buffalo-style seasoning with savory heat, tang, and enough crunch to attract attention from beyond the firelight.
FIELD NOTES
- Roasted cashews with bold buffalo-style seasoning
- Savory, tangy, spicy, and crunchy
- 5 oz resealable pouch
- Original Sasquatch expedition artwork
- A strange and excellent gift for snackers, campers, cryptid believers, and collectors of unusual provisions
Recovered Expedition Report
The Account
The plains were quiet until the cashews hit the heat.
Then came the rustle in the grass.
He stepped from the brush, towering and cautious, drawn less by us than by the smell.
We offered the bowl.
He accepted.
What followed was not a standoff.
It was dinner.
