Duff & Shaw Field Office
Recovered Expedition Report
Found on a windswept ridge beneath a sky that had begun behaving badly.
Thunderbird Almonds – Lemon Cream are roasted almonds wrapped in a smooth lemon-cream coating with a bright citrus finish. Crisp, creamy, sweet, and just tart enough to keep the expedition moving.
Duff & Shaw field records place the original discovery on the American Plains, beside a nest large enough to make several accepted theories about birds immediately less useful.
FIELD NOTES
- Roasted almonds coated in smooth lemon cream
- Bright citrus flavor with a creamy, crunchy finish
- Inspired by the legendary Thunderbird of North American folklore
- Original Duff & Shaw frontier expedition artwork
- A strange and excellent gift for almond lovers, folklore fans, and collectors of unusual provisions
Recovered Expedition Report
The Account
The ridge was quiet when we arrived.
Too quiet.
Among the rocks sat a cluster of enormous eggs, pale against the grass and warm despite the morning cold. Shaw opened the notebook. Duff watched the sky.
Then the thunder began.
There were no clouds.
We documented what we could, collected no specimens from the nest, and withdrew with considerably greater respect for local weather.
What returned with us was the recipe: roasted almonds, a bright lemon-cream shell, and enough evidence to ensure we never again dismissed a storm simply because the forecast was clear.
